this guy wins at life

this guy wins at life

31

October

2,553 notes

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Ode to the Apple Store

Apple Store, oh Apple Store
Man oh man, Apple Store

You fix my computer
And my iPods
That’s cool, Apple Store

iPhones, iMacs, iPads
Apple Store, oh Apple Store

13

June

22

May

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fuck feelings

what to do, what to do.

its the end of the school year. how many girls have i had a relationship with this sophomore year? zero. now im not saying thats a bad thing, but im also not saying its good. i feel alone. scared. angry. and you are the main cause of my problems. i thought i was over you, but clearly im not. whenever im talking to you i get confused and then just end up lashing out because im too scared to tell you how i feel again. because i’ve been down this road before. telling you how i feel, you telling me “i dont know” or “im scared” or whatever. then us not talking for a week. then you chatting me and me being weird and distant. because i cant let you hurt me again. i just dont know what to do. im out of options. i cant wait till camp, but then i have to deal with the other one. the one who i wronged. the one who i humped and dumped. i dont think i can face that. im too scared. im just a sad sack of a boy who puts an act on to make himself feel better, when in reality he knows he not.

16

May




This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.

pretty sure that’s Taylor Swift

no its becky

This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.

pretty sure that’s Taylor Swift

no its becky

07

April

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collegehumor:

Video: Cat Screams “No!” to Bath
I may not be a cat person, but that is for sure a person cat.

collegehumor:

Video: Cat Screams “No!” to Bath

I may not be a cat person, but that is for sure a person cat.

07

April

757 notes

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I Statements

I like you. But you don’t like me. And that’s okay.

I don’t like you. Both of you. Y’all suck. One of you is a cunt while the other one has a problem keeping their mouth shut.

I feel consented. I want to be less selfish but I feel that I deserve things that other people are taking from me. I want my due. It’s not fair.

I feel too giving. All I do is give to people who I think deserves it but they don’t. They just take for granted my kindness and it makes me sad thinking about it.

I think I hate myself. Whenever I see myself I only can look at the imperfections.

I think I love you. You need to know but I can’t tell you because you don’t feel the same way. I can never express myself around you bc you would never take me seriously. You never do. And I love that about you. I love your voice, your hair, your eyes, your jokes. I wish we still talked.

Tonight is just a night of feelings.

19

March

Damn.

So I’m lying in bed. ‘Tis 3am and I am awake.

School is stupid. Why wld u stay open for 4 days and not end the quarter Thursday instead of last Friday. Damn.

Also why so much construction. I didn’t go I GDS for a reason I don’t wanna go there now. Damn.

Life is hard. I want a significant other. It’s just that everyone who wants me I don’t want them or vice versa. Damn.

I think I’m getting depressed again, and I don’t want that. It’s not as severe as last time but I can see myself in old habits again. Damn.

Where did time go? I remember a time where I wasn’t judged for my grades or decisions, a time when I had friends in my grade, a time where people didn’t suck. Damn.

19

March

Illinois marriage equality bill will move forward to the House floor. Let’s get this done. 

Illinois marriage equality bill will move forward to the House floor. Let’s get this done. 

27

February

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collegehumorgifs:

The Problems With Jeggings Continue

23

February

1,475 notes

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fuck

lalala i hate everyone

my grade sucks

you are a peasant with three vowels

you are a bit of a cunt sandwich 

19

February

1 note

love

i wish you could know how much you meant to me

i wish you knew that you’re one of the only people that when i say “i love you” i actually mean it

i wish you went to field

i wish you would get better. i dont like it when your sick

i wish you could read this tumbl

i wish you could like me back

13

February

1 note

31

January

159,048 notes

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i want

i want to do my homework. but i cant. im too stressed about other things

i want to like you. but i don’t. i did but that time has passed

i want to yell at you. but i cant. youre my parental unit and if i yell at you it would add more stress and i dont need that shit

i want you to notice me. but you dont. you only see me as a friend and that really sucks

i want to be stronger. but i cant be. im just not ready of all of this

30

January

you made me reblog you

thereverendsamphillips

i know i wanted to feel good about myself bc unlike you i like it when ppl follow me bc i have low self esteem

30

January

Ask me anything